Wheeeeee! Dnesday

I finished HL2 EP2 today! Now must finish EP1 and HL2. Valve must release Episode 3. It must have a new engine too. "What do you think about your name, Ser Pounce-A-Lot? Do you think it's appropriate?" "Mao".
"Who's the pretty kitty? Yes you are!" "Mao". "You know, mages created mabari hounds. Maybe I could make you just as smart as those stupid dogs." "Mao." "Hello Ser Pounce-a-lot. Still intact, I see?" "Mao."
 You just can't part Anders and his cat. It's also the most important healing equipment to be used in The Mother fight. More on HL2. The hardest level in all the games? Entanglement. The longest level in all the games? Our Mutual Fiend. First you hold off a long Combine Attack, then you have to fight a lot of striders. And to make it more difficult, Hunters. I always wanted to see a Hunter, now I never want to see one again. Zombines too. Antlion Workers also got on my nerves. Antlion Guardian is too tough for me. I died like 3 times while running away from it. Just hide in the grub caves. That's how to run away. I like to squish grubs. Squish Squish Squish. I also saw a lot of zombies that got cut in half by a door. How to kill a zombie. 1: Gravity Gun. Use this when you want to keep the corpse intact. Just keep clicking on it. It may seem to do no damage, but do it like 30 times and he is defeated! Not really worth it? Then let's go onto option 2...... 2: Props. They're everywhere. Just grab one and fling it at the zombie. Not enough? Then launch another. 3: Backstabbing Watermelon. Just grab a melon and fling it at the zombie's back. It kills it instantly. 4: Crowbar. It's not very efficient, but you may want to use it when you're out of ammo and props. 5: Pistol. Aim for the head and empty half a mag into it. It kills the Headcrab and the Zombie. 6: 357 Revolver. One shot to the head, One kill. 7: SMG. Same as the pistol, aim for the head and shoot. 8: Combine Pulse Rifle. Just shoot the zombie in the head. Easy. 9: Shotty. Aim for the face, use secondary fire. 10: Crossbow. One Shot anywhere, One kill. Also a good sniper. Just watch out because the crossbow needs to be aimed a little bit over a far away target. 11:GRENADE. These appear in every FPS. You know how to use them. Zombies don't jump out of the way either, making them an easy kill. 12:RPG. Shoot the rocket, guide the rocket towards the zombie, rinse and repeat. 13:Explosive Barrel. Toss it or shoot it. Either way it will kill the zombie. 14: SLAM. Only in HL2DM. Get AI in this game first. I love killing zombies. This technique works for all zombies except the poison zombie and the zombine.
Bye! GET READY TO DIE ZOMBIES! GET READY TO DIE! Die! die.