Games that I'm excited about!

I've been jumping up and down and up and down and up and down and etc for Bioshock Infinite! THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST GAME EVER!
 
This is the Songbird. How tall? 30 feet. How strong? Strong enough to pop you like a balloon.
INTESTINES EVERYWHERE BLOOD LEAKING OUT OF YOUR POPPED TORSO OH GOD.

Game Informer also made their magazine cover into an authentic Songbird cover!

If you know about Dishonored, then you probably remember about Thief.

If you do, then you probably know about this creepy level.

What happened to the building? PYROTECHNICS! Now it's haunted. It's twice as scary as the sewers of the Flooded District, 3 times as scary as Ravenholm and 100 times scarier than Miscarcand.

Here are what people say about the scariest levels in gaming.

The hotel from Vampire the masquerade: Bloodlines was scary, IMO.
As was pretty much all of the Marine campaign, in Aliens vs Predator (2).

Yea I'm going to say Shalebridge Cradle from Thief Deadly Shadows. Playing that level in the middle of the night, alone with the sound turned up high had to be one of the most psychologically intense moments of my life. That level alone was worth the price of the game.

The level where i saw your moms face lol jk
i guess whilst in ravenholm or w\e from half life 2, at least the first time. i think i get scared easy in games though, lol

Yep, that guy gets scared easily in games. Ravenholm was creepy, but not scary.

Lab X-18 in S.T.A.L.K.E.R is pretty scary too. Perhaps because of the lumbering Pseudogiant.

It looks like that. Very big.

They're also very fast, and they charge at you like gorillas!

When you see that, you know it's time to run.

Okay! I'm ready for my closeup!

There are a lot of dangerous things in Lab X-18.

Snorks, Poltergeists, PYROgeists, Burners, The list goes on and on.

Scary games listed in the comments of a thread:

- the Ravenholm levels of Half-Life 2
- Aliens v Predator 1 & 2 marine missions (that damned tracker going off all the time is an ingenious way to raise the tension)
- some of the supernatural moments in FEAR, and I don't just mean seeing the girl but glimpsing an object move across the room from you and wondering if it was something you did, or something else
- Undying, when you hear the Howlers coming (I always find those things hard to hit for some reason)
- the Haunted Cathedral level in Thief: The Dark Project is creepy too.

Time to describe.

These are Howlers.

Oh, and by the way, AvP missions when you're the alien are awesome. Instead of the scared, you are the scarer. Is that a word, autocorrect? No? Dang.

Oh, and the scariest moments I've seen?

5. Cry Of Fear: FACE JUMPSCARE

All I can say is: GOD THAT THING IS HORRIFYING

4. Condemned Criminal Origins: Dat Lockarrrrrrrrrr.

Oh noes look at that dead body in that locker! Better take a picture! No, that one was too blurry, better get closer and take anoth- OH GOD IT'S GOT MY ARM

3. Cry Of Fear: The Forest Segment

Do those hanged ladies just want hugs or do they really want to hurt you? I wanna know. Either way, they creep the heck out of me. WHAT THE HECK JEFF THE KILLERS ON ROPES JUMPING OUT OF TREES

2. Korsakovia: All Of It.

Who knew that thechineseroom can make scary games too? I knew, since Dear Esther is scary. VERY SCARY. EMOTIONALLY SCARY.

And finally, what you've all been waiting for..........

1. Ghoul's Forest 3: Yurei.

Dang, those last 3 monsters sure were a Jumpscare-Fest! I think I'm done now! Oh wait, there's that creepy floating lady boss. OK, I'm pumped! I'm gonna defeat her! And cue disturbing picture jumpscare:
 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH GOD.

But wait! A challenger appears........... What's that? You think you're scarier than Yurei? Well step right up, creepy map! We could go on an adventure in you!

Inserting zf_dustbowl into maps.

Ok, playing. LETS GO INTO THAT DARK SPACE! HOW SMART OF ME-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Good, but no cigar. Sorry.


But one of the scariest games is Prey. PLAY EET!

The story: Some aliens are abducting us! Eating us! And they abducted a school bus. You know what happens there, but the children are still alive! Horray! But not for long. Alien comes in. Possesses girl. AND THEN TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE. All of the children are possessed zombie-children now. Yay.

That was also in one of the scariest moments.

By the way, that Prey moment? Horrible. Upchucking Horrible. Even worse than the Cry Of Fear Trashbag-Wearing Children Horrible. Now that's horrible. But hey! I'm a child! I can defend my own kind! But if I was actually into playing horror games, then Prey would be fine. I'M OK WITH IT! AND I'M STUPID!
Oh, and forgot to mention, almost in my teen years. So I guess the scary games are going to have to wait just a few more months......

Oh, and everyone who played SWAT 4! Remember the Fairfax Residence?

And that is it. The End.

More Dark Broventures!

Finished all the quests Vincent gave me. He offered me a chance to become one of him (A VAMPIRE)! But I didn't want to at first. I walked around Cheydinal and thought about it. Long Story Short, I became a VAMPIRE!

His last quest was the most annoying. I had to go to this guy's house to FAKE a death! NO SPILLED BLOOD! So I hit him with a poisoned dagger. The guy who was about to kill him saw me do it. I RAN UP TO MY CASTLE!

24 hr interval!

Then I went to the chapel and revived him with the antidote. Then he told me something he should have told me earlier. His family would revive as zombies if I was ever to desecrate their tomb! Again, Long Story Short, zombie apocalypse down in the crypt. Destroyed all of them.
 
BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH

So there are a lot of Slender ripoffs. Here are the best, plus one more.......

Slender: Mansion was very good. Very good indeed. Pewdie played it too! I saw all of it. Only for hardcore players!

Now, Slender: Mansion is for hardcore players. But Slender: Prison is not an area for Tryhards. You will die. Think you finished Slender and now you're a pro at Slenderman? Think Again. After collecting the first photo in Slender: Prison, you have approx' 130 secs before he kills you in an instant. That's right. You have 130 secs to collect the next seven.

This is a whole series! I hope you liked those last 2. Because this one is the first! Slender: Sanatorium! Or should I say, SATANorium. The pages don't randomize here, but that doesn't make it any easier.
Oh, and there used to be a gimmick where when you collect all the pages, you pull out a pistol and shoot Slendy! WOOOOOOOOOOO! But sadly, that gimmick has been put down. This map is no Hospice. And speaking of Hospice....
 
SLENDER: HOSPICE! You return to your Little Girl form in this game. I don't know much about this game, but ALERT BRONIES, this game has an MLP reference in it! Have fun finding it!

In this one, Slender: Elementary, you gotta collect 8 Teddies! Your character is Mr. Bean... Wait, what? Oh, yeah. It's a little girl. Sorry. So same style. Hunted by Slendy, no chance of escaping unless you collect!
 
Oh, and check this out. Got Claustrophobia? Then don't play this. Slender: Claustrophobia is only for people that can brave their fears of small confined spaces.
 
Wake up on 7th street, collect pages!

Oh, and please donate! If you do, then they will make more maps!

We'll talk about the non-related one tomorrow! PEECE OUT YALL

 

Best house ever?

I bought a house in Skingrad. But then, I got the newest DLC for Oblivion! It adds this awesome home! I am now a king! I AM TREATED LIKE A KING! And I asked my Taxidermist to make me some awesome stuff. List of Stuffed Animals I have:

Grizzly Bear
 
Clannfear

Black Bear

And the one I am currently making:
 
Daedroth

So that's pretty good.

Right now I'm displaying my Ebony Blade. Maybe I shall display Wabbajack once I get it.

Most of the Not-So-Elegant places like the kitchen, the Battle-Training Area and The Wine Cellar are down under the castle. Hidden from public view, unlike my stuffed animals.

Fighter's Stronghold is a great DLC, and it only costs about 2 bucks! Sadly, none of the games I buy here in the Philippines are real, so I HAVE to pirate it! I'M SORRY BETHESDA! I'M SAWRY!

So what else should I talk about? Well, my brother has a nice house that he likes.

Frostcrag Spire has portals that lead to all Mage Guilds.

It also has a garden! Dat garden has a lot of stuff.

Having a bad day..................................................

With all the dots I put after every sentence you know I'm having a bad day.
 
So let's talk about all the emotional games so I can calm down for once.

OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO "BAKAM"

BTW, I imported that emoticon from Gmail. TRY IT!

So relax, chill, and have a few of these:

Dang. Well.... I dunno what we got? Cry Of Fear! That's a good one!
But if I'm going to keep typing then I'm going to need one of these:   
Well, it's the end of this month isn't it. Happiness everywhere! So happy end of the first month of 2013!


We need to separate each part. It's about to turn into the creepy part that you might want to skip so....

Next Chapter!

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You've met with a bad fate, haven't you. Because you just flipped up to the next chamber! Horror time!


 So, at first you're just in a train. Chillin'. Having a HORRIBLE life. Contemplating Suicide.
So for no possible reason, once you get off the train, you find this dying man. He's all like HELP ME! And then you walk up to him. And then an evil TOYOTA crashes into you! ROADKILL! But never fear, you just got disabled. But you're in the dream world now. Wake up in an apartment (With an HL2 poster)
and open some doors with a CAMERA! Take pics of all the X's and see all the crazy, creepy things going on in your mind. There's a final X in the hallway! Maybe this is it! You'll be out of this dream world. BUT NO!
 
JUMPSCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARZ!
And A Wikia Contributor said this about him:
When I saw this thing, I fell off my chair, I dared my cousin to play it, she fell of her chair, I showed my friend, he fell off his chair. THIS THING IS HORRIFYING 
Then you wake up in an alley with only a knife and a Cell. Cellphone! You can use it as light. And to receive texts!

So just walk around the city, see strange stuff and walk into the sewers! Once you get there, you find this.

AND HE'S GOT A HAMMER! A HAMMER!

Oh no! He's going to smash your face in! But, of course, you speak Chopnese.

So Chop Chop Chop Chop Chop Chop Chop!
Translation: So then you slice him up good!

Oh, and in the secret ending, you get to speak AXENESE!

So you keep going! And then you approach.... THE PEDO APARTMENTS!
 
Yes. The guy owning them is full pedo.

If you find him, ask him to come sit over here.

After going through them and finding out what happened to the CHILDREN (They're all trashbag-wearing zombies dual-weilding knives) you can go visit your GF!
Oh, and almost forgot. Through the aparts you can find these 2 bosses!
 
YOU MEET HER AND HAVE A TALK!
But it's a one-sided relationship, and for some reason she commits suicide.

And then this crazy thing comes out of nowhere. Suspended to the skies!

A DEAD PIG WITH A MAN'S HEAD!











NOOOOOO!

Kill that or run. IT WILL AFFECT THE ENDING!

Oh, and while getting to the third boss, watch out for Polisbils.

Go to the subway! Watch out for Farshas. Oh, and if you find a college, go in and find a M16!

If you finally open the gate and can get Farsha up and running, then go! But watch out, because Farsha & you crash!

After that, you lose all of your weapons :(

Go through the forests! Watch out for ladies that jump out of trees with ropes around their necks. WAAAAAAAAAAAH! Is the sound they make. If they land on you, you get damaged, so watch out!

Get to the asylum! Once you get there, meet Doc with the gasmask. He'll ask you to go get a pistol for him. If you get it, he'll ask you to give it to him. Accept or decline! That will affect the ending as well!

Then the guy becomes the current boss! Remember, this is the only boss with a gun. But not the first boss that shoots projectiles.

Kill him, get that pistol back and row row row your boat.

Get to a house. The house is horrifying. It's dark, and filled with pregnant women!

The babies are sentient. Get too close and they'll pop right out of the embryo and hack and slash at you with a knife! From far away, these preggers can get you to commit suicide. RESIST!

So find the sewers, and go to the friendly neighborhood.

You'll get to your apartment after a short run. And then, the ending happens! Don't wanna spoil it for you, so gonna end it here.

Goodbye, and thx for reading!

Daedric

The Daedric Alphabet (View Image To Zoom)

Bands Of The Chosen

You were the Chosen One! But the Bands Of The Chosen put a whole new meaning into CHOSEN. I was chosen to just walk around in a weird cave and never come out again.

Boo. And you can't take them off either. And they make you weak to fire. FIAH FIAH FIAH!

Whatcha thinking about?

Because I'm thinking about all the men I lost when we were trying to close the Great Oblivion Gate! BAURUS IS DEAD! JAUFFRE IS DEAD! REBELS ARE DEAD! Snf. Rebels.
So the Oblivion Siege Machine looks pretty nice. It's like a bug!
 
With a Sigil Stone in it's front.
 
In each plane of Oblivion, at the top of the main tower, there's always a Sigil Stone.
 
Just like that. And this Sigil Stone always keeps an Oblivion Gate open. 
 
Just like that.