Time to list the Top 5 weird champions! Up there is Lulu, who got in fifth because of her unsatiable love of everything faerie.
ENORMIBUS! TRANSMOGULATE! CUDDLY INCOMING!
Fourth iiiiiiisssssssss......... Now let me choose.....
Of course........ Veigar! The cute cuddly mage the size of a book! And he's supposed to be evil, Lulz.
Veigar: I AM EVIL, STAHP LAUGHING!
He's also a Yordle, and he is pretty cute, but he's a force to be reckoned with.
Veigar: I VILL SWALLOR UR SOUL!
No wait Veigar! STAHP! I got a stack of playing cards and they're pointed at you!
Awkwaaard...........................
Okay, #3 is weird...
BECAUSE THERE IS NO NUMBER THREE! For now. Right now, news comes that there is a new champion (Why the hell have I never written about this before) called Quinn! She has an eagle called Valor, and when she comes out, the lady is MINE! GO GO VALOR TAG OUT TAG IN W00T
So number 3 is......
Bowser? Is that you? No. IT IS RAMMUS, THE ARMADILLO!
Number 2 is....
OH GOD WHO IS THIS ABOMINATION! Twitch the Sewer Rat, that's who.
NUMBAH 1!
Most Yordles are nice fellows like Teemo (Veigar is an exception). But Ziggs is an inventor. Guess what he invents? Since explosives aren't pro enough for him, he uses HEXplosives! They're gonna kill all in their way. Ziggs isn't your regular yordle.
Aims right now: First Maokai. Then Thresh. GOODBAI!
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