Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Wednesday

Nothing that good happened today, I just played Super Monday Night Combat and nothing else. So I think I should write a game review like I did yesterday. Today, we shall have a game review on............................
Serious Sam 3 BFE! Pics of the monsters are gonna be littered all around the place. Without captions, so you'll have to guess their names themselves. Some of the pics are just artwork, the ones with the grey background are not artwork. Those 5 are pretty much the 5 worst baddies. Put the names together with the pics! First, we have the Aurigan Cave Demon. He likes to hop around stealthily, and attack quick enough to bite your head off. Secondly, we have the Gnarr, a monster that walks like a gorilla. If you use a Double Barrel Coach Gun against them in the HD versions of the TFE and TSE, their whole face might come off. Leaving only the bottom part of it's jaw left. Also, in BFE you can rip their eye clean out of their skull and use it as a weapon. Thirdly, we have the cloned rifleman, who is extremely susceptible to getting his neck snapped. Huttah, NECK SNAP! And then he falls on the ground, dead. Fourth, we have the Khnum, a giant horned creature that will stop at nothing to turn you into a Serious Sammich. You'll have to use C4s against this big baddie. About 3 and he's down. An alternate solution is the rocket launcher, but that takes forever. Lastly, we have Ugh Zan IV, a giant dude who can only be defeated by getting struck by lightning.
He will also stop at nothing to turn you into a Sammich Ala Mode. He's also the final boss. This is one of my favorite games. I think I should get it on steam. Do you think so? OK. Something fun for you to do. Watch the Dora The Explorer show and when she asks what you liked, say "I liked it when Boots got thrown down into the Big Old Well and was eaten by a Rabid Racoon-Badger Hybrid". She should say "I liked that too". Lol. Something to do with a child's show.  Also, if you hear the we did it song about to start, switch off the Television immediately. I don't want to hear another verse from that song again. Please tell your little sister to move on and watch another show, in fact, Pokemon is even good enough. SS3-BFE rules and bye.





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