He has a good buddy called the Enderman. Enderman lives in the ender, Slenderman lives in the everfree fores- Wait, what?
OK, I lied to you back there. Slenderman lives: Everywhere.
My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R,
My baloney has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R....
That is the baloney song.
Slenderman is just soooooo creepy that I can't post pictures of him here.
OK FINE.
Happy now?! NO MORE!
Do you see him? In the background? Creepy.
Best to stay away from him. He's a business man. He does lots of business with a lot of other apparitions.
That symbol is also creepy. Religious people devoted to the Slenderman carve it into their skin, to show their loyalty.
He might be real. MIGHT. Or maybe not.
The Slender Man Poem.
Oh, should I travel through the woods
Or should I not wishing I would
For above me lurks within the trees
No one could hear my deathly screams
The palest man, the blackest suit
Bigger than the tallest brute
Six black arms will grab you up
Or, stalk you till you just give up
A top hat bares upon his head
Makes your soul fill up with dread
He takes you when you least expect
Boil you up, and eat your neck
He’ll leave your body not to eat
But staple your corpse on a tree
Fear the man, the slender man
For he can do, what no one can.
Creepy. Just creepy. He will normally just suck up your life force and kill you from the inside.
I woke up at about 3 in the morning to a really creepy noise. First thing I saw was that symbol up there. Written on paper.
JK.
I like to get to the bottom of myths like this. Next up is THE RAKE. After that, you won't be seeing any more mythical blogs, 'cause there is nothing more to write about.
There is also a game called slender. You can download it. If you want to. Got a link to it right here!
SLENDER.
Finally, a portrait. Before I go.
There, and now our studying of the slenderman is over. Goodbye. Rake is next. Have fun waiting. Remember, the slenderman is watching.
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