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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand.
And he said to the man who was running the stand
Hey. Follow me
The man said look who’s back again.
Can’t you go bug some eathered friend?
I’m staying right here.
The duck said “tear”
Then he waddled away waddle waddle
Then he waddled away waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away waddle waddle waddle waddle
till the very next day
When the duck duck walked walked up up to to the lemonade stand
He said said to to the man man who who was running the stand
HEY. Follow me
The man said look duck, there’s no way. You could ask me the whole day.
I refuse.
The duck said You lose.
Then he waddled away waddle waddle
Then he waddled away waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away waddle waddle waddle waddle
till the very next day
When the duck duck walked walked up up to to the lemonade stand
He said said to to the man man who who was running the stand
HEY. Follow me
The man said Alright duck, you win
If I say no you’ll just come back again.
So lead the way
The duck said “okay”.
So the duck duck led led the man man to to the corner store
and then then they they stopped stopped out outside the door
The duck said Ask the woman in there if you
Can use her duck tape for a minute or two
Duck tape? What for?
The duck said “There’s the door”.
So the man walked in, and the woman said “Hi”. And suddenly he felt a little shy.
He walked up slowly, then spoke at last
You seem nice. Could I use your duct tape real fast?
She said I really like this duct tape
It stops annoying ducks from asking for grapes.
Then she said with a smile,
but you can use it a while.
The man said Thanks. You seem nice,
The woman laughed. You’ve said that twice. You seem nice too.
The man said so do you.
Then the man left the store with a pretty big grin
And the duck said stay here while I go in.
Then the duck duck walked walked in in to to the corner store,
and he said said to to the woman woman who who was running the store
Hey Got any duck tape?
The woman said oh no, It’s YOU!
You planned this!
Could be true.
By the way……
By the way
By the way
One more question for you
Got any Grapes
Then he waddled away waddle waddle
Then he waddled away waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away waddle waddle waddle waddle
Til the very next day