SO MUCH GARRYS MOD AHAHA!

Im Gonna Jump!

I'm Afraid I can't let you do that Star Fox!

Do A Barrel Roll!

OK!

Wheeeeee... SNAP.

That's how a woman committed suicide in my GMOD. Only mod used in this picture is the GoreMod.
The map used is gm_excess_construct.

Get Your Free Balloons! 

Get Your Free Headcrabs!

Really Cheap!

The map used here is also gm_excess_construct.

What a nice view....

Your typical Combine Living Room.

We need immediate assistance from the Dovahkiin!

                            
So, these pics are pretty good, eh? The Dragons mod is pretty cool.



 So, I got the rescue ranger.

           Cat: WHAT?!?!?!

Yep, I did.


So, time for TF2 Skins!

It's winter out there. Pyro was watching Gravity Falls and became a Fan boy/girl? of it.
So one day, Mabel climbed out of the screen and gave the Pyro 2 sweaters for those times when he had to switch teams. And Pyro was happy. He was even happier when he found out that the sweater was fireproof.
So..... Download and make your Pyro happy! This pyro made his money by hiring Mabel to make more sweaters. So get yours! Only a price of 1 scrap (i'm just kidding, really) LEENK

Skin made by: unintelligentgenius

SS3 Once Again!

 So you be getting awesome computars. Yeehaw!

The monster pictured is the Arachnoid Hatchling. Although there are many more enemies, this one is one of the most annoying. They appear in huge packs. And they shoot you. AND SHOOT YOU.

BIBBLEGAM

Also, there's a spinning error. Well, it's an error. Croteam just put it there so nobody would pirate it. But I ain't even mad..... Because I fixed it. And I can't tell you, I want to keep Croteam pissed.

Bawxing Dae Pt 2....

So, between the 2 posts, my computer got fixed and you are hearing from me again. So huzzah!

I got SS3 again. So there will be more of this.

And this.

So yeah. Good times. See you guys soon!

Christmas And Bawxing Dae

MY COMPUTAR BROKE DOWN. DAMN IT.

So, I am using my brother's computer, who called in sick today. The keyboard is pretty hard to use, but that's fine. I HAVE TO PRESS SO HARD TO GET THE KEYS TO WORK!


I also got a new haircut that makes me look like John Mactavish..... Weird eh?

Soooooo, I was going to recommend some Minecraft maps, a few in the Christmas Spirit!
I haven't really done this one, but it has a custom texture pack, it's called GRINCHMAS.
A small banner for a big map.

Sooooo, you're really meant to use this texture pack. USE IT.

The Beginning....

This is an Egyptian Map. It's really cool, you just have to adventure around the pyramid depicted in the pic!
But there's more! Play the map to find out........
Link! 

Oh, and there's a sequel. Good for you.

The Plains Of Horobus

This continues the storyline of the first map, but I don't want to ruin the story for you! Play the first map before downloading this one, but if you're eager to start this second map, then there is a path that explains the first story to you.

I hope you can read all this

Link!

We Survived Because We Are Superior. AND SMISSMAS IS COMING.

We survived December 21! When I woke up on Saturday, I was worried I would see this outside.

But instead I saw this.
 
So we survived.

That's not a real picture from outside my house, by the way. I live in a Neighborhood. BUT WE STILL GOT PALM TREES WHERE IS YOUR PALM TREE GOD NOW?!

So I think that there are lots of reasons that we survived.

1. The Mayans are extinct. Why are they extinct? Because they are dumbasses. So they can't get their calendars right.
2. We haven't invented a gas that makes apes smart yet.
3. No Asteroids within our vicinity that I know of.

So, yes. Hah.

Did you know that one of my dad's employees actually believed the world was going to end? And he slacked off all the time because of that? Well, he got fired. And the world didn't end. So methinks he's pissed right now.

For all you people that were certain that the world was going to end, you guys should just give up man, the world is never going to end. EVER. Unless the sun grows really big and fries us alive.

Christmas is coming! So you gamers should ask for games. EVEN IF YOU SEEM TO BE TOO OLD FOR PRESENTS. If they refuse, bug them until they give in. But don't if you're 19. You'll probably get kicked out.

Oh, and by the way, my brother saw a crazy thing in The Sims 3. He has the Seasons DLC, and he made a Jack-O-Lantern. So he starts a party. And then this guy called VJ Alvi comes in. Weird. Even weirder, he starts fighting with his girlfriend. And then he kicks over the Jack-O-Lantern and starts a fire. He died in it.
And all my brother did was watch. Bro, that's messed up.

OK, see you guys after Christmas! I hope you guys have a good one. Cheers!

HOLY MUTHA OF DERP

WAT SHOULD I WRITE ABOUT? OH RITE FIREWORKS.

FIREWORKS MAN! THE NEW GENERATION LOVES FIREWORKS! PEEEEEEEEW!

I got some pics of my custom fireworks! I might post them in the next post. Giving them names! But today, I shall recommend texture packs.

 

Every day, I kept thinking about how Minecraft was so dark. NO LONGER! The Dandelion Texture Pack fixes that problem! It makes everything so bright and cute! The amazing thing about this texture pack is that the creator used a very small color palette.

 

Soooooo..... You want this texture pack or not? I'm pretty sure I do!

  

Just click on this banner to get to the texture pack! After that, you can check it out yourself, see if it's your type. Simple, but cute!

Use the MC Patcher for better water, but for anything else, I think it's more than fine!

Or are you that dark type? This is the texture pack for you! Von Doom Craft is a very creepy texture pack, with horrifying custom mobs that will scare the crap out of you. Overall, it's very dark and creepy.
 
Really Creepy.
 
Even the Creepers are creepy.
Vhat are you vaiting vor? DOWNLOAD!

 
                               OH MY GOD CREEPY. 

                                                        CLICK THE ALMIGHTY BANNER!

There is only one more texture pack left.... And it's a mix of cute and creepy. In fact, it's just like real life. LB PHOTO REALISM BABY!
 
Rainfall. Turned beautiful, even in Minecraft.
  
This beach is wonderfully textured. Don't you think so?
 
The Banner Of Wonder!

So, see you guys tomorrow! Happy Minecrafting!

WARGS MADNESS SPARTA!

DERP WARGS WARGS BRAAK

GAEMZ

I watched The Hobbit:An Unexpected Journey yesterday. It's a pretty good movie. Watch it if you may.

But remember all these things!

Goblin King is fat.

AZOG IS EVIL.

Gandalf disappears way too much.

Bilbo's gotta man up.

Gollum is creepy as hell.

Alright, now we shall talk about the most important thing in life itself. GAEMZ!

I just played Halo CE! And I got some new maps to show you! Pardon me, I don't really have much to talk about today. And I lied. I do not have any new maps to show you! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!


I NEED YOUR HELP READERS! FOLLOW ME AND THEN TELL ME YOUR FAVE MAP! If you do, then it just might get in the next post, with your name on it.

Goodbye audience! Guess I'll see you on Tuesday!

Nice, Mo' Creatures!

I LOVE MO' CREATURES! 
I know what you may or may not be thinking. HOLY CRAP IS THAT THING MADE OUT OF BLOCKS! Yeah it is, it's a Golem. At first, it looks slightly horrible. And then it sucks up blocks to create it's true self! It then shoots those blocks at you. Ouch. It can also hurt innocent creatures, so don't get in it's way!
 
 
OMG a kitty! So cute! Wow, that kitty is fat. You can feed them some stuff. Like cake! When they get cake, they get in a good mood. And then they have babies! AND THEN THE FEMALE CAT GETS PREGGERS AND SITS ON A BED UNTIL THE BABIES COME OUT. 

Soooo, that's all for mo' creatures. Search it yourself. Because we shall have more HALO CE MAPS!

I BELIEVE I CAN FLY WEEEE. Warthogs fly in this map! Weee! It's called Fly Gulch, look it up!  
UTTER CHAOS!!!!!11!!!1!1!!!ONE! CHAOS GULCH CHAOS BABY!
DOUBLE GULCH DOUBLE GULCHES EVERY PART!

Play Ball!

HOUSE OF DA DEAD!

Oh, and JK, more MO CREATURES!

JELLYFISH IN THIS MOD! DONT GET POISONED! 
Oh, and watch out for pythons. They're the only aggressive snake.