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| NO NOT THAT SKELETON KING, THAT OTHER ONE FROM THAT OTHER VALVE GAME |
You probably remember the NEW Skeleton King. Green and stuff, with dat undersized crown. Good stuff. I don't even try and fight him, because I just want that goddamned rare Halloween spell. But alas, Halloween is over, so maybe I shouldn't talk about Halloween.
Instead, I shall talk about Christ's Birthday. Pardon me, Christmas. Because Christ gets his own special name for his birthday. I WANT MY BIRTHDAY MARKED ON YOUR CALENDARS AS "THE MOST SPECIAL DAY IN THE UNIVERSE". MARCH 9TH. GO NOW.
Now that that is done (or not), then I shall talk about other things.
So that sale ended a while ago, you know, on Steam. I was doggone broke, so I couldn't buy anything.
Oh well.
On Christmas however, I shall get $80 for my Steam account. I shall buy Payday The Heist and the Serious Sam HD Pack. And maybe a few F2P game items.
I recently found out about Underhell, a Source SDK 2007 mod. It's got some spooks. And it's been a while since I got some spooks. I've tried Outlast and Amnesia, but i'm too much of a pussy to get those done, so how about Underhell? I dunno, how bout it? Don't even tell me if it's scarier, I don't care.
So it is time, for the most impressive games of 2013 I have played so far, and some that I haven't:
Bioshock Infinite: I got the chance to play this game, and believe me, it was impressive. Took me 12 hours to finish. And I loved every second of it. I can't spoil the ending however, but all I can tell you is that is it was bloody confusing.
The Last Of Us: I haven't played this, because I only use PC. One of my greatest regrets, as I didn't get to play Shadow Of The Colossus. I have lots of trust in the Playstation. I shun the Xbone though, so keep it away from my face. Anyway, now to the game. The Last Of Us is a survival horror, except instead of a virus infecting everyone, it's a fungus. HOW UNIQUE BEST GAME 2013 IGN PC GAMER AGREES LOL YESH
Lol no. GTA V is better.
GTA V: Ho Ho Ho, you got me talking about this game! Okay, you didn't. Pfft. Anyway, I've been watching The Gaming Lemon (Go check this guy out, he's bloody hilarious) play this game. And it is brilliant. Every bit of it. But oh noes, I cannae play it. Because it's only for console. I forgive you, PS3. But screw you, Xbone.
Same went for GTA IV, until it came out on PC about a year later. So yeah. Fingers crossed the same happens with this game.
DOTA 2: 'Nuff said.
The Stanley Parable: Damn the full game is good, go play it!
No More Room In Hell: Go vote this game as Best Mod 2013, even if it isn't a mod by Steam Standards!
Metro: Last Light: Just because this is at the bottom of the list, doesn't mean it's the worst. Arguably, it was the best. Oh wait Bioshock Infinite. Sorry, nothing can beat that. Great game anyhow! Better than Metro 2033, which was filled with bugs, some game-breaking. I couldn't finish it. : (
Now for games that are upcoming:
SMITE: This game is the new Hi-Rez creation that I love to death. You play as gods in a MOBA type style, except that instead of a God's Eye View, you get a Third-Person view of your god. I hope you understand what I mean. But go play it anyway, and unlock some new gods! Newest released God at the moment I am typing: Nu Wa.
Sven Co-Op: Kay, so I included this as upcoming, because this is a mod currently. It hasn't been released on Steam yet, and that makes me mad. However, it shall be worth the wait, as it will be a standalone F2P game by the time of the release. And i'm a cheapskate who doesn't want to buy Half-Life.
Black Mesa: NOT A GAME YET. I cannot stress this enough. But Xen is currently in beta stage! So you can go try that if you like.
And some mods that I like that were or weren't released during this year:
Underhell: Wonderful horror game. I'll try it today, and I shall get spooks.
Obsidian Conflict: OH GOD THIS GAME IS AMAZING. It's the closest thing I have to Sven.
Fistful Of Frags: I'm friends with the creator of this game on Steam, which is a real honor, as I love this mod.
Okay, got that over with. So try out all these new games please! I know you'll enjoy them.
So now I'll list down most of the important things that happened to me during this year:
New computer: Yep, new computer. Hopefully this won't crash like the last one did.
The release of Bioshock Infinite: Yes, it was that important to me.
My birthday: Duh.
This will probably be the final post on my blog!
For this year. GOTCHA! So, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! I cannot thank you guys enough for the amount of views you've given me. It may not be much, but it's enough to make me feel loved. I'm sorry for the lack of posts, but I got a lot going on!
Fave Youtube Channels this year: Markiplier, Pewdiepie and Ssundee.
This is 2013, 13 year old me, signing out. Thanks for everything guys. See you next year!
