The Internet is a planet other from this world. One of the most notable species are called the Bronies, who frolic in their fields happily. That is, until their predators come. The Haters. Hatercus Gayacus. Subspecies of troll. The Trolls are a very dangerous species that are known for their trickery. Any species can become a troll, Including Bronies. But haters are different. They have a dangerous aura that puts any Brony into an insane rage unless they Love And Tolerate. Lots of Bronies have been enraged by haters, but never killed. Trolls do not kill their prey, they only toy with them.
Another indifferent species is called the Whovian. Whovaris Tardisith, the wandering species. This species do not have any haters hunting them, but trolls still follow. Whovians attempt to follow the Zen way.
They are a subspecies of Show Watchers. Bronies are also another subspecies.
There is a mysterious subspecies of Show Watchers that haven't really been described yet. All we know that they act strangely, trotting around in their fields with white hats. Sometimes they shout ADVENTURE TIME! all of a sudden. I'd call them Timeys, but you can call them what you want.
This subspecies of Show Watchers is of least concern. That species is the Avatard. Avatard Korracad.
They are of no concern to anyone. They're harmless. Leave them be, frolicking in the fields. But trolls still hunt them.
Trolls are everywhere, but trolls are known to troll another kind of troll (TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL)
The Hopeless Troll. They just walk around trying to troll people. There are also hopeless Haters, although they can only be trolled by Bronies.
Haters live a separated life, as they usually stay away from the pack.
Bronies are a little more Herd-Oriented. They are one of the only species that know the meaning of love.
All of the Bronies on the internet live in a community called The Herd. They travel across the internet. They have now developed Missionaries, who go around the plains of Omegle and the Pass Of Chatroulette.
They spread the word of their goddess, the great Celestia.
Haters are cultists, however. They attempt to stop the reign of Celestia. They worship SATAN.
The war between Bronies and Haters have become even worse through the following years. Most Bronies have learned the middle way of loving and tolerating, but there are still wars.
The flamewars between Bronies and Haters has become so great that areas like the city of 4chan have outlawed both the worship of Celestia and Satan. It seems better for 4chan, but what they do not know is that some residents of 4chan have created a district of the city that worships Celestia. The PonyChan District.
Eventually, the peoples in the PonyChan district made a newspaper called Equestria Daily, named after the area where their goddess lives
There is also a Nutella district, where residents of 4chan make a drug called Nutella. Taking it can put you in a state of euphoria.
Some Believers think that they can fly up to Equestria. Of course, this is impossible, as the great Celestia allows no inferiors into her domain.
And that was Internet Lesson 1. Any questions? List them in the comments.
But as a small reminder:
Yes, haters do worship Satan.
Yes, I am a Whovian.
So I built my house in the Crag. I might release my area on Minecraft Saves, but you'll need a whole bunch of mods.
Paintball mod wasn't as good as expected.
Biomes O' Plenty rocks.
Flan's Mod rocks.
Crossbow Mod sucks.
And that is it thank you for reading no hater complaints pls goodbye!
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