HURURURURURURURURU!
Shake a rug, shake a rug, shake an Indian rug. Shake a rug, shake a rug, shake an Indian rug.
Shake a rugarugaruga shake an Indian rug. Shake a rug, shake a rug, shake an Indian rug.
Oh, and you can get DirectX10 for Windows XP!
HAH, BILL GATES. WE DON'T NEED UR WINDOWS 7, WE STAY WITH WINDOWS XP!
So, umm..... What should I talk about. OH YEAH BATTLEFIELD 3!
I got Battlefield 3, and I was pissed that it said "You need Windows 7. :P"
I thought for a while "Waste valuable money on a Windows system that's just like my old one or find someone who hacked it?"
You know what I chose. And now Bill is like (0_0)? Where are all my customers?
Out getting DirectX on Windows XP, that's what.
And now, I shall go and DU DUN DUN DA DUN DUN! DU DUN DUN DA DUN DUN! DU DUN DUN DA DUN DUN! DU DUN DUN DA DUN DUN! DU DUN DUN DA DUN DUN! DU DUN DUN DA DUN DUN! DU DUN DUN DA DUN DUN! DU DUN DUN DA DUN DUN! DHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
DA-DA-DA DHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! DADADA! DADADA! DADADA! DADADA-DA-DA DA!
DADADADADA! DADADA-DADADADADA-DA!
Sorry, that was kinda a weird version. Here, have another one, this time more detailed.
AND HAVE THE BATTLEFIELD 3 VERSION, I DO HAVE ALL DAY!
Look at what these people say.
sushant84 says:
I installed Battlefield3 game without any errors..
But when i am trying to play the game after replacing Crack files into the path where i installed it..
Getting this error :- " The procedure entry point GetCurrentProcessorNumber could not be located in the dynamic link library KERNEL32.dll "
I already tried all the way to solve this problem but nothing happened
Again getting same error..
IDIOT WHO KNOWS NOTHING SAYS:
Whatever it is that you installed was created for Windows Vista and higher; XP does not support that function.
WELL IT DOES NOW!
I played Black Ops 2 for a bit, used this weapon and It's BADASS!
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| KAP-40 |
I LOVE THIS THING!
OK, a man with a KAP-40 walks into a bar.
He comes out.
Everyone's dead.
Thought that was going to be a joke? No chance, that really happened.
In an abanodoned bar in a Black Ops 2 map. Not sure if it was a bar though.
I went to my friends house, and HIS friend brought Black Ops 2 for the PS3. We played splitscreen matches all night long baby!
So, in a map, I was teammates with my friend. There was also this 16 year old at his house, that guy creeped me out. UNTIL I KICKED HIS ASS!
More on that moment. I was fighting against that 16 year old guy. He and his teammate were hiding in a bar.
They kept checking the front of the bar. They thought they saw my team coming in. They got the shivers, but then they stopped. Even though it was splitscreen, little did they know that I snuck in through the back door.
And then I pulled out my Duel KAP-40s.
At that very moment, everything in my mind went into slow-mo. I could feel the weapons. I shot one guy straight through his cranium. The 16 year old guy pulled out his weapon, but before he could pull the trigger, I turned his chest into Swiss Cheese. They were both dead, screaming out swears like there was no tomorrow. And soon after, I thought about it. I pondered on it. Then it came to me. An epiphany. I finally knew! A thought came into my mind. That thought came out of my mouth. You know what that sentence was? "THESE ARE THE BEST WEAPONS OF ALL TIME!"
Soon after, I shot a burst of bullets directed at them. They were so worried that they surrendered!
And then I thought "Excecution time..." BAM BAM!
So, I recommend these weapons. With a 6 out of 5. Or maybe a 10 out of 5.
It is time for a warp through posts! Scroll down as much as you can!
Weoooweeoo
And we're back. That warp was because this is classified information. Only for people with good warps.
The classified information is: Daleks are invading earth. I eavesdropped on their plans.
Thank you for listening and goodbye.
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