Suuuup

Yo it's 2019 already? Damn time passes fast. Lotta crazy shit's happened since I last posted. I turned 18, of course, so that makes me responsible for my actions now (oh alas)

Cyberpunk 2077's coming out next year. Pretty stoked for that. Yeah. I do cooking now as well. Probably gonna be my primary career choice.

Still haven't kissed anyone yet. Yes, I'm still a virgin as well. Sad. My tastes in people have changed somewhat as well. Won't go into detail though. 'insert lenny face here(?)'

I wonder if any of you guys are still out there, reading this relic of a blog. Looking back at it all almost brings tears to my eyes, honestly. The nostalgia's really overwhelming. I'm not a kid anymore, and that's crazy. Still feel like one, though. Making stupid mistakes like one as well. But I'll get through it, that's life.

To whomever it may concern, thanks for reading. If you haven't already, why not go back through my blog and see how much I've changed as a person? Might be a good laugh. Anyway, have a good one dude. This old dog's gonna split. See you next time I decide to update this thing.

Sayonara!

(Wait hold up I was 13 when I played Dead Space 3? That's bloody nuts. I must have had nerves of steel or some shit (or the game wasn't very scary lmao) I've finished Amnesia: The Dark Descent since so my taste in horror games has evolved a little hehe)

Hey, yall.

So this blog is dead.

That's pretty sad.

I just wanted to check on how yall were doing. I'm doing pretty great. Celebrated my sixteenth birthday a month ago, and am having lots of fun.

I was a pretty silly kid, but hey, isn't that part of the charm? We can now all look back at my previous ramblings. And you can chuckle, laugh and feel that nostalgia fill your bones.

If you're not here from before, then hey, welcome to a LONG blog. You may enjoy it.

I may post from time to time, but for now, this blog is in limbo.

Anyway, happy to talk to yall.

Ciao.

HUZZAH!

EMERGIS EXMORTIS-

"Explosion"

TF2's new update is the best thing since sliced bread.

Insert witty bread pun about TF2's new update here.

This TF2 update: New Overpowered weapons that will inevitably be nerfed in a future update!
Buy them now from traders for the very overpriced price of 1 refined! Seriously. Crafting the weapons is actually cheaper this time. I crafted the Back Scatter for 1 reclaimed 2 scrap. I used 2 scrap to buy the shortstop and crit-a-cola, and crafted it using the 1 reclaimed, shortstop, and crit-a-cola. It's also the only weapon in the update that actually is balanced, other than the classic.

B.A.S.E Jumper + Air Strike = 2OP4U

The thing I'm hyping over now is the End Of The Line TF2 Community Update, coming soon!
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Anyway, back to TF2 Jailbreak! Cya!

I created a webbysite!

Well, not one that's live. Take a look at this screencap!

Interesting, no? Made it with Dreamweaver. And no, I do not have a watermelon fetish. No, I do not watch My Ordinary Life. But I have heard of it.

Anyway, just uploading this to show this off, and to show you that I'm still alive, this blog's still alive, and I love you. That applies to anyone that views this page. You have my blessing.

Anyway, I hope you liked, and see you later maybe!
Sorry to cut it short.
Bye!

YAY! I just remembered I had a blog! Also, my most anticipated games list. Also, a long title.

Which kinda makes me an ignorant d-bag. Anyway, been checking out the new games of 2014, and for you PC lovers like me, here are some ones to look forward to, and some to get RIGHT NOW!

Child Of Light:

If you didn't know about Child Of Light, then shame on you. Uplay is the only disadvantage of this game, it's all good from there. Only 14.99 on Steam, this game is an absolute masterpiece. I've played about 5 hours, and it's made quite an impression on me. And the music. Man, the music. I searched around for the music, and found a youtube vid. Not mine, but enjoy.
Child Of Light Battle Music
So what is this game exactly? It's a platformer/RPG, made with the same engine as Rayman Legends.
It's a kid-friendly game, so if you're a random father looking for a game to play with your child that just happened to find my blog ("What are the chances of that") then maybe you should play this instead of the new Call Of The Elder Scrolls: Advanced Battlefield: Episode 3 that's coming out this Augteober.
It has Final Fantasy-Type combat, with a catch! It can't be explained with just one sentence, and I don't have many minutes left to write this post, so just search it.

Hello again. In case you didn't know, I was writing this post yesterday, and am continuing it today.

Soo yeah. Wassup.

Wolfenstein: The New Order

Yaa, dis. The game that I don't really know too much about, other than NAZIS TAKING OVER 'MURICA IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE IN WHICH HITLER WON

Dis crap is bioshok infinite deep rite here

Yeah, no. Until they reveal more about this game, I can only expect it to be the main course of the side platter called Call Of Duty: Advanced Warfare.

I'm still planning on playing it though.

The Evil Within

NEWCOMER: SafeHead.

Now I know what all you Pyramid Heads out there are thinkin'.

HE TERK MAH JHEERB! HE TERK MAH JHEERB!

Yes, he did. But that's because he's way cooler. But hey, at least you got to bang another monster lady.
Don't let this guy get you down, he's probably still a virgin.

The Evil Within is a game directed by the same guy that directed the Resident Evil games. It's also my most hyped game of this year so far. Why? Because I loved the Dead Space series, and it's about time I played another Third Person Shooter Horror. Yes, this has zambies. Yes, this is a Survival Horror. BUT IT'S ALSO A PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR! My brother keeps commenting that this game looks like Silent Hill. I see some relation, but not much.

Anyways, NEXT GAME!
Wait, what other games are there?

Oh yeah... That game...

Computer Overheater

Oh, sorry, that isn't the name? Riight...

Watch Dogs

Aka the game that makes your comp cry. It has 8GB recommended ram. I can't run that goddamn game!
I only have 4GBs! Okay, okay, call me a peasant, but it's all I get in this house. When you're 14, you don't get much.
Anyway, this GTA clone is so highly anticipated because it's GTA. With Hacking. And kewl gwaphics.
Try and tell me different, but I just don't like this game very much.

The Evil Within has 4GB recommended. Wolfenstein has 4GB recommended. Some people agree that this game has a crazy amount of required RAM. If I can get it to run, that would be kewl.

Soo those are my most anticipated games of this year! Yeeah....

All I want for Christmas is more RAM. And games.
G'bye!

Holy Jebus Pants.

I forgot to make another post on March 9! God-dang-diggidy-dong-doggle-dang-ding-dong-dangle-ding-dong-sexual innuendo-dong!

I have been preoccupied with mah new games, which include CS:GO and Skullgirls. Probably the coolest games I played so far.

And I got lucky and bought Blood Money for about $2. Basically, I was rich. Until now. Visit me at 15th Bimbo Street Ave, where I will be living in the black colored cardboard box. Except that I have a family to support me, as I'm still 14, so I guess that black colored cardboard box is now for rent.

I also got Rust, but I made the mistake of joining the TOKYO server. Turns out that there's a cult of Koreans there, and they're extremely religious about their race, and they will stop at nothing to exterminate all non-Koreans. I would be happy if there were actually Korean gamers that actually aren't racist, but sadly, no. So I became racist too and declared war on all Korean gamers, with the handful of Japanese, Malaysian and Chinese players. We had an army of about 5 players. And they had all the rest of the players. There were about 50 players in the server. But I retained my dignity.

And my CS:GO adventures were pretty good. I didn't start off very well, with all the ragers on my team, but I survived. And I learned how to rush people with the P90. Screw life, I'm going to bet it all! JUST TRY AND HEADSHOT ME.

I sucked at Skullgirls though. But the jazz. Da jazz. I always come back for the jazz. And eventually I got good. Okay, I lied. I'm still pretty bad. BUT I'M BETTER!

I finished Underhell. It has the second best music in any game I've ever seen. First place goes to...

Black Mesa. Of course.

But Underhell gets number one in music placement. Especially the MGPS moment! I loved switching on the MGPS, cause whenever you switch on the generator, the music gets less creepy and more... umm... actiony?

If you guys are actually going to comment on a blog post made by an narcissistic 14 year old who has no friends, then please comment about who you went with in the final part of Underhell, if you played it. If not, then go play it right now. I went with Bryan and Junior, and fought zambies.

Underhell has great atmosphere for a horror game. I don't find it as scary as Amnesia though, which I refuse to play no matter what. 

The horror games I've finished to date: Estranged, Underhell, Dead Space 3...

I can't think of anything else off the top of my head. Whatever.

Anyway, that's all the time I have for today! Goodbye! Adios! Auf Weidersehen!

Thief 4, AKA The Worst Reviewed Reboot That I've Seen In A While.

IGN GAVE THIEF SUCH A LOW RATING. But whatever. I'm gonna try it. I shall tell you what I think of it right after I finish it. Thief has lots of stuff. Like robbing humans, robbing zombies, robbing humans from zombies, robbing zombies from humans, entering zombie filled orphanages, entering human filled brothels, ETC. I don't know much about this game, so disregard most of the things I've said. My name is the Baron of Randomness, and I still don't have a catchphrase. Goodbye.

Are you still there?

It's been a loong time. How have you been? Me? I'm cool. My birthday's coming up next month, and then I get a whole buncha games, so I'll wait until then until I make a really long post. YES, I AM STILL ALIVE. See ya later, I gotta play more Loadout and Underhell!

2013 is ending...

Remember a year ago, when we were all going crazy about the end of the world? Okay, we weren't. But that's over. I'm sorry I didn't post anything November. Also, there was no Halloween boss. But Halloween Spells became a thing, as well as hell. Forgot to mention that I don't count Skeleton King as a miniboss.

NO NOT THAT SKELETON KING, THAT OTHER ONE FROM THAT OTHER VALVE GAME

You probably remember the NEW Skeleton King. Green and stuff, with dat undersized crown. Good stuff. I don't even try and fight him, because I just want that goddamned rare Halloween spell. But alas, Halloween is over, so maybe I shouldn't talk about Halloween.

Instead, I shall talk about Christ's Birthday. Pardon me, Christmas. Because Christ gets his own special name for his birthday. I WANT MY BIRTHDAY MARKED ON YOUR CALENDARS AS "THE MOST SPECIAL DAY IN THE UNIVERSE". MARCH 9TH. GO NOW.

Now that that is done (or not), then I shall talk about other things.

So that sale ended a while ago, you know, on Steam. I was doggone broke, so I couldn't buy anything.

Oh well.

On Christmas however, I shall get $80 for my Steam account. I shall buy Payday The Heist and the Serious Sam HD Pack. And maybe a few F2P game items.

I recently found out about Underhell, a Source SDK 2007 mod. It's got some spooks. And it's been a while since I got some spooks. I've tried Outlast and Amnesia, but i'm too much of a pussy to get those done, so how about Underhell? I dunno, how bout it? Don't even tell me if it's scarier, I don't care.

So it is time, for the most impressive games of 2013 I have played so far, and some that I haven't:

Bioshock Infinite: I got the chance to play this game, and believe me, it was impressive. Took me 12 hours to finish. And I loved every second of it. I can't spoil the ending however, but all I can tell you is that is it was bloody confusing.

The Last Of Us: I haven't played this, because I only use PC. One of my greatest regrets, as I didn't get to play Shadow Of The Colossus. I have lots of trust in the Playstation. I shun the Xbone though, so keep it away from my face. Anyway, now to the game. The Last Of Us is a survival horror, except instead of a virus infecting everyone, it's a fungus. HOW UNIQUE BEST GAME 2013 IGN PC GAMER AGREES LOL YESH

Lol no. GTA V is better.

GTA V: Ho Ho Ho, you got me talking about this game! Okay, you didn't. Pfft. Anyway, I've been watching The Gaming Lemon (Go check this guy out, he's bloody hilarious) play this game. And it is brilliant. Every bit of it. But oh noes, I cannae play it. Because it's only for console. I forgive you, PS3. But screw you, Xbone.

Same went for GTA IV, until it came out on PC about a year later. So yeah. Fingers crossed the same happens with this game.

DOTA 2: 'Nuff said.

The Stanley Parable: Damn the full game is good, go play it!

No More Room In Hell: Go vote this game as Best Mod 2013, even if it isn't a mod by Steam Standards!

Metro: Last Light: Just because this is at the bottom of the list, doesn't mean it's the worst. Arguably, it was the best. Oh wait Bioshock Infinite. Sorry, nothing can beat that. Great game anyhow! Better than Metro 2033, which was filled with bugs, some game-breaking. I couldn't finish it. : (

Now for games that are upcoming:

SMITE: This game is the new Hi-Rez creation that I love to death. You play as gods in a MOBA type style, except that instead of a God's Eye View, you get a Third-Person view of your god. I hope you understand what I mean. But go play it anyway, and unlock some new gods! Newest released God at the moment I am typing: Nu Wa.

Sven Co-Op: Kay, so I included this as upcoming, because this is a mod currently. It hasn't been released on Steam yet, and that makes me mad. However, it shall be worth the wait, as it will be a standalone F2P game by the time of the release. And i'm a cheapskate who doesn't want to buy Half-Life.

Black Mesa: NOT A GAME YET. I cannot stress this enough. But Xen is currently in beta stage! So you can go try that if you like.

And some mods that I like that were or weren't released during this year:

Underhell: Wonderful horror game. I'll try it today, and I shall get spooks.

Obsidian Conflict: OH GOD THIS GAME IS AMAZING. It's the closest thing I have to Sven.

Fistful Of Frags: I'm friends with the creator of this game on Steam, which is a real honor, as I love this mod.

Okay, got that over with. So try out all these new games please! I know you'll enjoy them.

So now I'll list down most of the important things that happened to me during this year:

New computer: Yep, new computer. Hopefully this won't crash like the last one did.

The release of Bioshock Infinite: Yes, it was that important to me.

My birthday: Duh.

This will probably be the final post on my blog!

For this year. GOTCHA! So, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! I cannot thank you guys enough for the amount of views you've given me. It may not be much, but it's enough to make me feel loved. I'm sorry for the lack of posts, but I got a lot going on!

Fave Youtube Channels this year: Markiplier, Pewdiepie and Ssundee.

This is 2013, 13 year old me, signing out. Thanks for everything guys. See you next year!

Scream Fortress 2013 Thoughts.

So I read the halloween comic. And I got goosebumps. This could be the most epic Scream Fortress yet!

I won't spoil the comic for you. But here's a few hints.

1. It's not Gray Mann.

2. No Robo Halloween Bosses, probs.

And since Scream Fortress is coming soon, I want some NOTLU 2013. Get to it, Royzo.

For halloween, I got Apparition's Aspect and a Spoopy Candle. Yes, very spoopy. You can tell the quality of a candle by it's spoopiness.

Until next time, readers!

Metro Last Light: A short review

Okay guys, I'm back. With a short review on the Metro Last Light. It's kinda like Half-Life. Yes, it's that level of greatness.

I'm playing Minecraft Snapshot 1.7 right now, so this will be short.

Metro Last Light won't run well on computers with low RAM (like mine), but just lower the graphics and it definitely will be worth playing. The fight scenes are very hard and realistic, especially against other humans.

The mutants are also amazing to fight, they dodge, run around, flank, and have amazing AI.

The soundtrack of Metro Last Light will have you captivated with amazing tunes, which aren't just dubstep wub wub wub crap. It's got nice music similar to Half-Life 2's.

The weapon attachment system was great in Last Light, and I was always excited to get to the next gun market to get some new attachments on my new, shiny weapon.

Overall, this is a great game, and is well worth what it costs. You should play Metro Last Light at least once in your extremely short life! It's a survival horror, and not for the squeamish. I can't handle Outlast and Amnesia, but I can handle this, so maybe It's not that scary. Whatever. GET THIS GAME!

G'bye mates! I'll make my next review post after finishing Metro 2033. Salutations to all.

Is he back?

Nope, better luck next time buddy. Just kidding. I keep forgetting to update this blog, which makes me a jerk. Well, kinda.

While I was away, my blog got 2000 more views. Which is great, for my standards.

Been checking out the Metro series, loved Metro Last Light, currently doing a playthrough of Metro 2033.
While playing DOTA 2. And TF2.

And thanks for all the views! Every single view just makes me feel more and more special, and it pushes me to make more posts!

Probably not going to post for a while, but i'm still here! I'm gonna try and post more from now on.

THANKS FOR LISTENING, CHIIILDREN! THIS IS R-DAWG! (awwwwww) And you're reading Probably Randomness Blog! And now, some music. Wait, we have no music? Darn. Sorry guys, bye.

AAH THIS BLOG ISN'T DEAD GET IT OUT OF THAT COFFIN RIGHT NOW

Good. Well, I've been playing Minecraft with Chocapic13's Shaders. Great Stuff! Go out and play Minecraft, Kraven Manor, DOTA 2, and that sort, and I'll wait until Assassins Creed Brotherhood downloads before I update this blog again! Well, I guess I should start Minecraft again, just here to tell you I am NOT dead. G'Bye Mates!

Signed, The Baron Of Randomness (Formerly Known As Scoot)

Kraven Manor, TF2, and maybe a hint of randomness.

Kraven Manor. Put SCP:Containment Breach's SCP-173 segments, Cry Of Fear's chills and Amnesia's Atmosphere in the cooking pot, and this is what comes out. A delicious serving of a great indie game. Once Again, I learnt about this game by watching Pewd's vid, and it seems pretty decent.

 

Ok, here's a Kraven Manor pic to set the mood. No, not Draven Manor, Kraven Manor.  

Once you enter, you'll be treated to a nice view of the entryway. And check out that statue! It's so lifelike! Enter the library and find a model of the wine cellar! Go back to the entryway, and check out that table. Whoa, looks like placing the models manipulates the house! Go into the Wine Cellar, and then be treated to a not-so-nice-but-rather-threatening message.

 

And then a skeleton popped out! Nah JK, you get ambushed by THAT SAME STATUE! HOLY S@#T IT MOVES WHEN YOU'RE NOT LOOKING! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN  

And when the Bronze Dude comes out, I think it's best for you to decide if this game is for you or not, because you're gonna have to go through a lot more bronze dude chases later in the game.

Right now, I'm validating my TF2, gonna play a lot today! Who agrees that TF2 is addictive?

No, Just Me? Aww.

Anyway, if you ignored the post before this one, I got a Genuine Steel Songbird for 80 cents.

  

FINALLY I GET TO JOIN THE CLUB! THE SHOULDER PETS CLUB!

The Steam Community Is Weird.....

I bought a Genuine Steel Songbird from a guy. For 80 cents. Now please tell me that's a rubbish deal. Whatever, I got a Steel Songbird! HELLZ YEAH!

That is all. Goodbye!

Randomness.... Taking Over..... Can't.... Control it........ WHY HELLO THERE HANDSOME YET EXTREMELY UGLY SUBJECT! WELCOME OR BID MORROW TO THE DUKE OF RANDOMNESS!

Scoot is gone. Now comes the Duke Of Randomness, who is alive but dead, walking but running, standing but sitting down! Cheer but Boo for the entry of the Duke Of Randomness!

And today we shall review a rather horrible but great game! Or should I say mod! FoF, Fistful Of Frags.

Jeez, it's really hard to write in this Hot Weather! I'm literally freezing here!

Ok, there seem to be some crappy but rather great western weapons in this game! They're all western! Oh wait, hello and goodbye Scoot what are you doi-

There, I've merged with him. Now I still retain my personality, but I still have a bit of his personality and his body.

So he actually put up a good, crackerjack subject! Let's talk about FoF!

My fave weapon is the Mare's Leg! It's a sawed-off rifle, which has a short range, but has high damage!

Now that's all. Download link! RIGHT HERE!

Goodbye Subjects.

Year Walk is now on the top list of games I want!

Next to Skullgirls, Bioshock Infinite and dat sort.

But the problem? Year Walk isn't free, and I only get free games on my Ipad.

The other problems are Skullgirls is console only and Bioshock Infinite requires Windows 7.

So what is Year Walk? Well, it's based on the Swedish Mythos.

I thought it would just have a creepy atmosphere, but while sleeping over with my friend, UNEXPECTED JUMPSCARE WHEN PEWDS PLAYS! HOLY CRAP!

So I wanna get it because jumpscares. Let us go!

Crysis 2 And Dota 2

They are both great games. But the problem is my bro wants me to play Dota 2 with him, when I actually want to play Crysis 2! Geez.

Just look at the trailer and think about getting it. IN ANY WAY POSSIBLE, INCLUDING TPB! >:)

Okay, yes, I did get it off TPB. But I live in the Philippines, where I don't have a credit card that can deposit moneys into Steam. God-Frakking-Damn It.

Ok, back to the post. Now, I think a lot of you readers have played Crysis 3. It's very realistic, yes? I can't get it, because I love Windows XP too much to let it go :(

Which means I can't get Bioshock Infinite or Battlefield 3. DAMN!

Oh, side note, I played Bioshock, it's a fun game! Go DL It!
 
Oh, and In Dota 2, I be pro with Spectre. She's a creepy hero, but not as creepy as Shadow
Fiend!


So which one is Spectre and which one is Shadow Fiend? Guess. Or go to the wiki, see if I care, cheater! >:(

I might catch you guys later. Hopefully, this won't be my last post.

Cry Of Fear And Terraria!

Got Terraria, and Imma gonna play Cry Of Fear! Downloading it off Steam because it got released just recently as a standalone game. Hellz Yea!

If you have these games, show your love by using these wallpapers found (but not made) by me!

Neato, amirite? So Cry Of Fear is standalone, cool, cool. And I Pirated Terraria to see what it was like. Don't F**king Judge Me.

I can play LAN Multiplayer on TPB Terraria, haven't tested online servers tho. We just made a house, partied in side, mined a bit, fought the Eye Of Cthulu and Got Demonite Ore. Also, Cthulu is pronounced Koo-Thoo-Loo. Different for everybody, but that's how I pronounce it.

The Freakiest enemy in Cry Of Fear is probably the Citalopram, which symbolizes your character's (Simon) huge intake on anti-depressants. But it ain't working.

Haven't played it yet, so If there's an enemy you think is horrifying, then list it down in the comments. Oh, what's that? You never do? Okay.....

Only one outsider commented. About teh WTF Akali skins. Damn! I hate those skins, she's meant to be an awesome ninja! But Blood Moon is K, because Samurais.

My friend is half Japanese, half Filipino. And everyone at his school calls him The Last Samurai. Frickin awesome!

If you want to see someone funny play Cry Of Fear, then please watch the video below, courtesy of ChaoticMonki. (Because some of u guys be hatin on Pewds D:)

This is just the first episode, so go onto his channel for more! And while you're at it, please look at Pewdie's gameplay. If you haven't subscribed to Pewds yet, please do, and you'll be part of the Bro Army! (Like Me!)

I'm thinking about making my own Youtube channel, but who wants to see a 13 year old play games? Nobody, I've heard. Shite.

But Remember This, I ain't a crazy kid that calls everybody a noob while shouting swears over voice chat, unlike those futureless milksops, I actually have a brain. Thank you for your attention.

I almost never use voice chat, because I have an annoying loud voice that nobody likes, even me!

I'm also pretty mature on the inside for a 13 year old. (But sometimes on the outside I'm a Bloody Idiot.). To prove that 13 year olds can play games, I shall play Cry Of Fear!

Until Next Time, Readers!

Mo' Creatures Has Updated To Add Wyverns!

So I got it again. Awesome! Woo, Kthx Dr Zhark! Go download it! Get Forge first though! Catch you later with more info! It's added DRAGONS!