HUZZAH!

EMERGIS EXMORTIS-

"Explosion"

TF2's new update is the best thing since sliced bread.

Insert witty bread pun about TF2's new update here.

This TF2 update: New Overpowered weapons that will inevitably be nerfed in a future update!
Buy them now from traders for the very overpriced price of 1 refined! Seriously. Crafting the weapons is actually cheaper this time. I crafted the Back Scatter for 1 reclaimed 2 scrap. I used 2 scrap to buy the shortstop and crit-a-cola, and crafted it using the 1 reclaimed, shortstop, and crit-a-cola. It's also the only weapon in the update that actually is balanced, other than the classic.

B.A.S.E Jumper + Air Strike = 2OP4U

The thing I'm hyping over now is the End Of The Line TF2 Community Update, coming soon!
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Anyway, back to TF2 Jailbreak! Cya!