Ugh. TF2 is updating again. Whatever. Steam kinda sucks. I wish that I could get premium membership for free. This sucks. I need TF2 hats. Including Anger and The Milkman. I also can't trade. Fail. Boo.
Luckily, today I got 2 things by drop! The Big Earner and The Blutsauger. I need the shortstop, the machina, I NEED THE ITEM DROP SYSTEM TO GIVE ME SOMETHING COOL. PLEASE ITEM SYSTEM I BEG YOU! Also, SMNC sucks! SUCKS! The machina would be pretty cool but the shortstop would be heaven. For the sniper, I'm gonna use The Machina, Cozy Camper, Bushwacka, Anger with A Distinctive Lack Of Hue paint and The Crocodile Smile. For the scout, I'm gonna use The Shortstop, Bonk Atomic Punch, The Sandman, Front Runner, Fast Learner and The Boston Boom Bringer. Or maybe the milkman set. You never know. Because the set I'm trying to get for the scout is hellish expensive. The sniper's set is pretty expensive. Only the cozy camper for the sniper is hellish expensive. TF2 rules except when it's updating and bye.
Thursday, May 31, 2012
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Wednesday.
I'm about to get SMNC! Super Monday Night Combat. In fact, It downloaded just a while ago. The class I'm gonna be is The Assassin. Here are her pros and cons. Pros: Can turn invisible, Can use smoke bombs to cover approach, Can backstab, Can jump high. Cons: Takes lots of skill to use, Is not the gender I expected her to be, Low Health. My bro is gonna be Support and my other bro is gonna be a Tank. My friend is gonna be a sniper. Stupid genders, always ruining my gender karma. Assassin has to wear a mask that hid it's gender from me. Until I watched the trailer for The Assassin and then the Gender Karma ruining started. I have gender karma and so far Chell and The Assassin ruined it. And soon the Mirror's Edge lady will too. Do you want pic of assassin? Here is teh pic, if you wanna see.
Looks pretty cool huh? It uses katanas to take down 40 ft robots, so I think that it's a worthy class.
I also have the sniper as a backup class. Maybe he's better than this Katana wielding class.
Yeah, maybe, maybe. But if I become a sniper, he must be Australian, and this sniper isn't Australian.
Better stick with Mr Mundy.
Don't you think that this is a good game? I'm getting it on steam and it is completely F-R-E-E.
Steam rules and bye.
Looks pretty cool huh? It uses katanas to take down 40 ft robots, so I think that it's a worthy class.
I also have the sniper as a backup class. Maybe he's better than this Katana wielding class.
Yeah, maybe, maybe. But if I become a sniper, he must be Australian, and this sniper isn't Australian.
Better stick with Mr Mundy.
Don't you think that this is a good game? I'm getting it on steam and it is completely F-R-E-E.
Steam rules and bye.
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Tuesday.
Today I played TF2 and ruined 1 server. They were just hanging out normally. Until I came and killed all of them. Special Delivery! For Mr Degroot! Tavish Degroot! Come pick up your package sir! BONK.
OMGBONKBBQ. LOL that's Demoman's name. Sniper's is Mr Mundy (First name unknown) and Soldiers is Mr Jane Doe. Soldier's name just makes you lol. Nothing dropped today, but I got the crusader's crossbow.
The original hats for the scout were the batter's helmet and the bonk helm. Pretty lame, huh.
Crafting scrap metal is such a waste. Too bad. The scout looked ugly in team fortress.
Now I'm gonna buy 3 scout accessories. The Front Runner, The Fast Learner and The Boston Boom Bringer.
Maybe 3 soldier accessories too. Whatever. I'm also gonna get The Shortstop with the three accessories. Also the bonk atomic punch and the sandman. The sandman is used to stun anyone dumb, slow, drunk, mute or australian to get in the way.
OMGBONKBBQ. LOL that's Demoman's name. Sniper's is Mr Mundy (First name unknown) and Soldiers is Mr Jane Doe. Soldier's name just makes you lol. Nothing dropped today, but I got the crusader's crossbow.
The original hats for the scout were the batter's helmet and the bonk helm. Pretty lame, huh.
Crafting scrap metal is such a waste. Too bad. The scout looked ugly in team fortress.
Now I'm gonna buy 3 scout accessories. The Front Runner, The Fast Learner and The Boston Boom Bringer.
Maybe 3 soldier accessories too. Whatever. I'm also gonna get The Shortstop with the three accessories. Also the bonk atomic punch and the sandman. The sandman is used to stun anyone dumb, slow, drunk, mute or australian to get in the way.
Monday, May 28, 2012
Monday
On Monday I only got 1 drop item: The Bushwacka. I already had the other weapon that dropped, the ali baba's wee booties. But lucky I got the Bushwacka huh. I was gonna buy that. If I get the machina by drop, I won't have to spend so much. Then I only need to buy the shortstop and anger. Maybe if I get the shortstop by drop I only need to get anger! I can't get anger by drop becuz I don't have a premium account. I need to buy something first. Then I get a premium account and a Mann Co Cap for FREE! I want hats. Lots of hats. SO MANY HATS. I wonder if you can change your credit card. I ain't 18 yet so I don't have a credit card, so I have to use my parent's. Lame. And I have to do chores for them. LAMER.
The shortstop is a really cool weapon. It looks cool. And it costs less than the other weapon that the scout uses, the Soda Popper. The Scattergun and Force-A-Nature aren't included in this. The Shortstop is good because it's better for long range. It reloads well for a four bullet peppergun, and it has four barrels. What's better than that?
The shortstop is a really cool weapon. It looks cool. And it costs less than the other weapon that the scout uses, the Soda Popper. The Scattergun and Force-A-Nature aren't included in this. The Shortstop is good because it's better for long range. It reloads well for a four bullet peppergun, and it has four barrels. What's better than that?
Sunday, May 27, 2012
Saturday And Sunday
On this day, I got TF2 on steam. I got a lot of weapons by drop, including The Warrior's Spirit, The Powerjack, The Fists Of Steel and The Widowmaker. Right now I'm trying to buy some stuff from the Mann Co store. The stuff I want to buy include: The Machina, The Shortstop, Bushwacka and Anger!
I did Degroot Keep and fought to the death with all the internet players! That way I got my first dropped item, The Warriors Spirit! Then I moved on to another map, and then I got The Powerjack. After that, I decided I should do gravelpit, and then I found The Fists Of Steel. Soon after, I played a Zombie Mode TF2 map and then I got The Widowmaker, which was a really cool weapon. It's the first special long range weapon that I got, with the others being melee weapons. I want The Machina soooooooooo bad. I also want The Bonk Boy set. TF2 RULES AND BIE!
I did Degroot Keep and fought to the death with all the internet players! That way I got my first dropped item, The Warriors Spirit! Then I moved on to another map, and then I got The Powerjack. After that, I decided I should do gravelpit, and then I found The Fists Of Steel. Soon after, I played a Zombie Mode TF2 map and then I got The Widowmaker, which was a really cool weapon. It's the first special long range weapon that I got, with the others being melee weapons. I want The Machina soooooooooo bad. I also want The Bonk Boy set. TF2 RULES AND BIE!
Thursday, May 24, 2012
Half Life Day! Aka Thorsday.
Today, I did Half Life and Half Life related stuff. Including Garry's Mod. Don't you remember The Garangutar you're meant to destroy with the tram power in power up? I destroyed him with grenades. I'm almost up to Apprehension. Just a bit more and then I can fight the scariest thing in the game: The Ichthyosaur!!!!!!1111!!!
The Ichthyosaur can make the underwater moments of Half Life the scariest in the game. It's tough, it makes a whalelike sound when you go near it and the only weapon that can shoot underwater is the crossbow. Good luck, you're gonna need it. I think that's the only weapon that can shoot underwater. Whatever, just be careful.
The Ichthyosaur in HL2 is a whole lot scarier. The AI is programmed to try to bite you when you get near it.
Also, in garry's mod, I finally made the perfect car! Woohoo! I ran over something with it. But careful, it's very fragile, and the things on it can bend in a funny direction when it takes too much damage from melee attacks.
My bro got the widowmaker in TF2 just by a drop. What luck. My bro got TF2 on steam recently when he found out it was free. He also got the Loch-N-Load. Can you get luckier? Yes. Get the Machina by drop. That is awesome. How about the Iron Curtain. If that even drops. That would be awesome. Ya that's cool and bye.
The Ichthyosaur can make the underwater moments of Half Life the scariest in the game. It's tough, it makes a whalelike sound when you go near it and the only weapon that can shoot underwater is the crossbow. Good luck, you're gonna need it. I think that's the only weapon that can shoot underwater. Whatever, just be careful.
The Ichthyosaur in HL2 is a whole lot scarier. The AI is programmed to try to bite you when you get near it.
Also, in garry's mod, I finally made the perfect car! Woohoo! I ran over something with it. But careful, it's very fragile, and the things on it can bend in a funny direction when it takes too much damage from melee attacks.
My bro got the widowmaker in TF2 just by a drop. What luck. My bro got TF2 on steam recently when he found out it was free. He also got the Loch-N-Load. Can you get luckier? Yes. Get the Machina by drop. That is awesome. How about the Iron Curtain. If that even drops. That would be awesome. Ya that's cool and bye.
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Wednesday
Half Life is a REALLY REALLY good game. It has perfect gameplay, and the enemies are just the right difficulty. I also played garry's mod with the new easy engine mod I got. It's kinda annoying, becuz sometimes your car will swerve to the right if you don't put the wheels on properly. You also gotta invert the way the wheels go until it goes the way you want it to. The other things are easy, you just gotta touch the engine and then they're connected. If you want to make a car with this pack, you will need: A car frame(preferably yellow frame)-An engine (preferably episode 2 engine)-A gas tank(preferably the smaller one)-A fuel cap-Gas-A car battery-Seat (You start with them, the jeep and airboat seat). You can add other cosmetics to the car, I find the fuel gauge the most useful widget, it shows you how much fuel you have left in your car. You can add car lights, a radio, turbo,radiator (to control the turbo) and much much more. If you want to see everything, just download the pack from gamebanana (not garrysmod.org, I hate that site becuz I don't have garry's mod on steam) through this link! Easy Engine Mod.
My bud still plays skyrim, if you like skyrim, look at his blog. I follow it. It's named Yujin Blog.
Back to the easy engine mod. I'm not gonna give you a description of how every part of the car works, just spawn the manual. It comes with the pack. By the way, the engine should go in the back of the car.
I think the engine mod will only work on car frames, but if you want to try, get creative! Use the engine mod on something other than a car frame. Maybe a box! Here is a link to a tutorial (not made by me) for the easy engine mod that I found useful. Easy Engine Mod Tutorial.
More on Half Life. I got up to the level Office Complex. I stopped playing half life after the freezer area because you have to eat and sleep, don't ya?!
Well, that's most of my day. Half Life rules and bye.
My bud still plays skyrim, if you like skyrim, look at his blog. I follow it. It's named Yujin Blog.
Back to the easy engine mod. I'm not gonna give you a description of how every part of the car works, just spawn the manual. It comes with the pack. By the way, the engine should go in the back of the car.
I think the engine mod will only work on car frames, but if you want to try, get creative! Use the engine mod on something other than a car frame. Maybe a box! Here is a link to a tutorial (not made by me) for the easy engine mod that I found useful. Easy Engine Mod Tutorial.
More on Half Life. I got up to the level Office Complex. I stopped playing half life after the freezer area because you have to eat and sleep, don't ya?!
Well, that's most of my day. Half Life rules and bye.
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
Half Life (1)
I'm about to get half life! (To all the idiots saying "Lol he already has half life" this is half life 1, not half life 2, idiot.) The Resonance Cascade is gonna be big! I bet this game is gonna be good because it was a better seller than it's sequel.
Still Alive!
Forms FORM-29827281-12:
Test Assessment Report
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
still alive.
Forms FORM-55551-5:
Personnel File Addendum:
Dear <<Subject Name Here>>,
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive.
Forms FORM-55551-6:
Personnel File Addendum Addendum:
One last thing:
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa...
THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there,
it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive.
PS: And believe me I am
still alive.
PPS: I'm doing Science and I'm
still alive.
PPPS: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm
still alive.
FINAL THOUGHT:
While you're dying I'll be
still alive.
FINAL THOUGHT PS:
And when you're dead I will be
still alive.
STILL ALIVE
Still alive.
Test Assessment Report
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
still alive.
Forms FORM-55551-5:
Personnel File Addendum:
Dear <<Subject Name Here>>,
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive.
Forms FORM-55551-6:
Personnel File Addendum Addendum:
One last thing:
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa...
THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there,
it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive.
PS: And believe me I am
still alive.
PPS: I'm doing Science and I'm
still alive.
PPPS: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm
still alive.
FINAL THOUGHT:
While you're dying I'll be
still alive.
FINAL THOUGHT PS:
And when you're dead I will be
still alive.
STILL ALIVE
Still alive.
Tuesday
LOL you need to see this pic click on this link. Haha if you got scared u are such a n00b! It says GO TO POTATO. What is funnier than that? Aww, did Jeff The Potato scare you? Poor you. Such a n00b.
Now look at this pic. Haha that was genuine Jeff The Killer. If he scared you, you still aren't a noob. He scares everybody first time. You should read his backstory.
Now, more on actual Tuesday. I just did some stuff, walking around.
That's why I cracked you up. Scared ya and made ya LOL. Trololol.
This was a triumph. I'm making a note here "Huge Success". It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science. We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun, for the people that are still alive. Full Song is gonna be my next post.
I also need to tell you more about my tuesday. I got a new weapon, it's the door tool for garry's mod. I also got a weapon pack that gives you a can bomb, a crowbar (literally), stalker beam and vortigaunt beam.
I also edited my garry's mod and now it's got episode 2 and zeno clash content. I spawned all the things that I didn't usually spawn, including the antlion guardian, the antlion worker and the antlion grub. Also the hunter. Hunters are cool.
The door tool was useful, maybe I'll make my own fort today. But the doors aren't adjustable, so you just have to keep trying till you run out of cake.
I bet the episode 2 content is gonna be great. The error was there was no sound. Too bad.
I know you just read this, and this is crazy, but here's the end, so now stop reading, maybe? LOL The End.
Now look at this pic. Haha that was genuine Jeff The Killer. If he scared you, you still aren't a noob. He scares everybody first time. You should read his backstory.
Now, more on actual Tuesday. I just did some stuff, walking around.
That's why I cracked you up. Scared ya and made ya LOL. Trololol.
This was a triumph. I'm making a note here "Huge Success". It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science. We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun, for the people that are still alive. Full Song is gonna be my next post.
I also need to tell you more about my tuesday. I got a new weapon, it's the door tool for garry's mod. I also got a weapon pack that gives you a can bomb, a crowbar (literally), stalker beam and vortigaunt beam.
I also edited my garry's mod and now it's got episode 2 and zeno clash content. I spawned all the things that I didn't usually spawn, including the antlion guardian, the antlion worker and the antlion grub. Also the hunter. Hunters are cool.
The door tool was useful, maybe I'll make my own fort today. But the doors aren't adjustable, so you just have to keep trying till you run out of cake.
I bet the episode 2 content is gonna be great. The error was there was no sound. Too bad.
I know you just read this, and this is crazy, but here's the end, so now stop reading, maybe? LOL The End.
Monday, May 21, 2012
Monday
Days back to normal again! Why, you say? Because I don't play much Skyrim anymore. I will now play Garry's Mod "Pops out of bowl of sponges" FOREVER!!!! Because now I'm getting better at it. I added thrusters and turrets to my Airboat. I figured that if you put thrusters on the top of the Airboat too, it would balance it out. It did. Now my Airboat is 120% cooler. Seems that my Hunter-Chopper gun on my Airboat was not enough firepower. That's why I added turrets that will grind you to pieces. It ground a zombie to pieces. Only the headcrab was left. And, of course, a splatter of blood. I might upload a pic of my new Airboat, unless I upgrade it more. My character is the 1337 engineer. Born on the year 1337, this engineer, having a strange resemblance to Wallace Breen, made his lab on May 20,2012. He worked on his inventions there. On May 21,2012, the engineer made his first invention, the boost Airboat. For some reason, this engineer lives forever.
LOL backstories are cool. NAH JK DAT ISN'T HIS BACKSTORY! His backstory is: One day, I changed my character model to Wallace Breen. Then I started making stupid stuff. Da End. Pretty Boring, huh. Da End of this post too. KTHXBAI! Actually, not kthxbai. I need to tell you that I got dragon armor in skyrim. Also, the solution to the Black Mesa East elevator error is to press F6 and then F9. It should say "Loading" and then you should be able to go down the elevator. My bro ruined Black Mesa East. He spawned a Zombie and a Poison Zombie there. Now I can say KTHXBAI.
LOL backstories are cool. NAH JK DAT ISN'T HIS BACKSTORY! His backstory is: One day, I changed my character model to Wallace Breen. Then I started making stupid stuff. Da End. Pretty Boring, huh. Da End of this post too. KTHXBAI! Actually, not kthxbai. I need to tell you that I got dragon armor in skyrim. Also, the solution to the Black Mesa East elevator error is to press F6 and then F9. It should say "Loading" and then you should be able to go down the elevator. My bro ruined Black Mesa East. He spawned a Zombie and a Poison Zombie there. Now I can say KTHXBAI.
Sunday, May 20, 2012
Loredas And Sundas
On Loredas, I played Skyrim and some Half Life. I got up to Highway 17. But here's some news that you'll want to hear. In Skyrim, I'm a Lycanthrope (AKA Werewolf). The good thing is that I can change at will. The bad thing is that I won't get any bonuses from sleeping. On my mission to kill some Werewolf hunters, I turned into a werewolf and maintained my transformation by feeding on the delicious corpses of my enemies.
Also, on Sundas, I played Garry's Mod. Here's a pic of the lab I made.
Pretty good, eh? For a beginner, I mean. Do you even appreciate my work?! If not, you should leave before I tear you to pieces. Nah jk. LOL. I also got married in Skyrim, finally. She now cooks my meals, and lives alongside Lydia while I'm not there. And I'm normally out doing quests and turning into a werewolf, so Lydia's good company. Sometimes Lydia goes with me. Sometimes. But not much. I also killed a lot of members of the silver hand. I bet you've noticed that my days of the week are weird, right? WRONG! They are days of the week in Skyrim, so zip that mouth up. I also found a fellow gamer in blogger, which is quite rare, but now I'm making him feel awkward, so I stopped commenting. I just want to ask him how to follow his blog. There is no follow button! His blog is really good for something that's just started, but he doesn't seem to be making more posts. Too bad and bye.
Also, on Sundas, I played Garry's Mod. Here's a pic of the lab I made.
Pretty good, eh? For a beginner, I mean. Do you even appreciate my work?! If not, you should leave before I tear you to pieces. Nah jk. LOL. I also got married in Skyrim, finally. She now cooks my meals, and lives alongside Lydia while I'm not there. And I'm normally out doing quests and turning into a werewolf, so Lydia's good company. Sometimes Lydia goes with me. Sometimes. But not much. I also killed a lot of members of the silver hand. I bet you've noticed that my days of the week are weird, right? WRONG! They are days of the week in Skyrim, so zip that mouth up. I also found a fellow gamer in blogger, which is quite rare, but now I'm making him feel awkward, so I stopped commenting. I just want to ask him how to follow his blog. There is no follow button! His blog is really good for something that's just started, but he doesn't seem to be making more posts. Too bad and bye.
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