Tuesday, May 13, 2014

YAY! I just remembered I had a blog! Also, my most anticipated games list. Also, a long title.

Which kinda makes me an ignorant d-bag. Anyway, been checking out the new games of 2014, and for you PC lovers like me, here are some ones to look forward to, and some to get RIGHT NOW!

Child Of Light:

















If you didn't know about Child Of Light, then shame on you. Uplay is the only disadvantage of this game, it's all good from there. Only 14.99 on Steam, this game is an absolute masterpiece. I've played about 5 hours, and it's made quite an impression on me. And the music. Man, the music. I searched around for the music, and found a youtube vid. Not mine, but enjoy.
Child Of Light Battle Music
So what is this game exactly? It's a platformer/RPG, made with the same engine as Rayman Legends.
It's a kid-friendly game, so if you're a random father looking for a game to play with your child that just happened to find my blog ("What are the chances of that") then maybe you should play this instead of the new Call Of The Elder Scrolls: Advanced Battlefield: Episode 3 that's coming out this Augteober.
It has Final Fantasy-Type combat, with a catch! It can't be explained with just one sentence, and I don't have many minutes left to write this post, so just search it.

Hello again. In case you didn't know, I was writing this post yesterday, and am continuing it today.

Soo yeah. Wassup.

Wolfenstein: The New Order










Yaa, dis. The game that I don't really know too much about, other than NAZIS TAKING OVER 'MURICA IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE IN WHICH HITLER WON

Dis crap is bioshok infinite deep rite here

Yeah, no. Until they reveal more about this game, I can only expect it to be the main course of the side platter called Call Of Duty: Advanced Warfare.

I'm still planning on playing it though.

The Evil Within








NEWCOMER: SafeHead.

Now I know what all you Pyramid Heads out there are thinkin'.

HE TERK MAH JHEERB! HE TERK MAH JHEERB!

Yes, he did. But that's because he's way cooler. But hey, at least you got to bang another monster lady.
Don't let this guy get you down, he's probably still a virgin.

The Evil Within is a game directed by the same guy that directed the Resident Evil games. It's also my most hyped game of this year so far. Why? Because I loved the Dead Space series, and it's about time I played another Third Person Shooter Horror. Yes, this has zambies. Yes, this is a Survival Horror. BUT IT'S ALSO A PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR! My brother keeps commenting that this game looks like Silent Hill. I see some relation, but not much.

Anyways, NEXT GAME!
Wait, what other games are there?

Oh yeah... That game...

Computer Overheater

Oh, sorry, that isn't the name? Riight...

Watch Dogs










Aka the game that makes your comp cry. It has 8GB recommended ram. I can't run that goddamn game!
I only have 4GBs! Okay, okay, call me a peasant, but it's all I get in this house. When you're 14, you don't get much.
Anyway, this GTA clone is so highly anticipated because it's GTA. With Hacking. And kewl gwaphics.
Try and tell me different, but I just don't like this game very much.

The Evil Within has 4GB recommended. Wolfenstein has 4GB recommended. Some people agree that this game has a crazy amount of required RAM. If I can get it to run, that would be kewl.

Soo those are my most anticipated games of this year! Yeeah....

All I want for Christmas is more RAM. And games.
G'bye!