Ok, here's a Kraven Manor pic to set the mood. No, not Draven Manor, Kraven Manor.
Once you enter, you'll be treated to a nice view of the entryway. And check out that statue! It's so lifelike! Enter the library and find a model of the wine cellar! Go back to the entryway, and check out that table. Whoa, looks like placing the models manipulates the house! Go into the Wine Cellar, and then be treated to a not-so-nice-but-rather-threatening message.
And then a skeleton popped out! Nah JK, you get ambushed by THAT SAME STATUE! HOLY S@#T IT MOVES WHEN YOU'RE NOT LOOKING! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
And when the Bronze Dude comes out, I think it's best for you to decide if this game is for you or not, because you're gonna have to go through a lot more bronze dude chases later in the game.
Right now, I'm validating my TF2, gonna play a lot today! Who agrees that TF2 is addictive?
No, Just Me? Aww.
Anyway, if you ignored the post before this one, I got a Genuine Steel Songbird for 80 cents.
FINALLY I GET TO JOIN THE CLUB! THE SHOULDER PETS CLUB!