I'm Back!

Hallo guys (and gals)! I'm back! BACK FOR MORE BLOG POSTS. I bet you're excited about my new LAN gamers blog (I'm lying of course}. Well, well, well. Welcome. TO MY LAIR. Lemme just flag something up, according to the control panel light up there, the entire building's gonna self destruct in about 6 minutes. Pretty sure it's a problem with the light. I think the light's on the blink. But just in case it isn't, I'm actually gonna have to kill you. As discussed earlier. Don't get it? Here's some more! Space! LET GO! WE'RE IN SPACE! Space? SPACE! SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! Let Go! I'm still in control! I can fix this! I already fixed it. And YOU ARE NOT COMING BACK. Uh Oh. Change of plans. Hold on to me. Tighter! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! GRAB ME GRAB ME GRAB MEEEEEEEE...... If you still don't get it, it's the lovable Wheatley Core. Well, loveable until he goes mad with power and forces your elevator into a pit with PotAtOs in tow. Could a moron! Smash! You! Into! This Pit! Well could he?! LAWL Turret Opera. Lyrics shall be posted soon. ACTUALLY NOW YOU FOOLS! Cara bella, cara mia bella! Mia bambina, o ciel! Ché la stimo… Ché la stimo. O cara mia, addio! La mia bambina cara, perché non passi lontana? Sì, lontana da Scïenza, Cara, cara mia bambina? Ah, mia bella! Ah, mia cara! Ah, mia cara! Ah, mia bambina! O cara, cara mia… My child, oh Chell! For I hold her in esteem… For I hold her in esteem. Farewell to my dear! My dear girl, why do you not walk away? Yes, away from Science, My dear, my dear girl? Ah, my beautiful! Ah, my dear! Ah, my dear! Ah, my child! Oh dear, my dear… Kinda stupid. LAWL. Weird. And now my suggested game for the Ipad! My first! And it is........... (Drum Roll Goes Here) Spice Bandits! (Crowd Oooooing Goes Here) You just play as these cute pirates. From space. They're fluffy, and they have multiple eyes. Did you know that they never have four eyes, they hate pizza and spice is their favorite export?! Of course you don't. Therefore, you must get this COMPLETELY FREE game. The only thing that costs money is spice packs. Spice is money that you can buy upgrades with. It's your generic tower defence game. By upgrades I mean upgrades for the gun towers. Sorry guys, I'm out of time. Bye.

Friday!

Sad................. for now. This is the end of The Blog About Only Me. But not really the end. This is more of a "break". I'm going somewhere for about 3 weeks, so 3 weeks of no posts. Not the end though! Just be patient and I think I'll get started again. So, for the finale before I go... I will give..... my fave things!
Gameblog is really gone tho.
Best Song In Call Of Duty.
Russian Warfare
Yea it is, video of song is down there. Maybe some more songs. Under it shall be... the saddest song in call of duty. It's sad at the start, but gets more action through it. Song video is right under russian warfare. The song is called I Stand Alone. There are other good songs. Like.......... Arabian End Game. That's the song that plays when you're the jugga! I shoot the cars and demolish them very fast. Normally, when I get into CQC at the floor near the roof, I use a SPAS from an enemy. The modern warfare triology had a fitting ending. Very fitting. List of horsemen! Makarov is the first! Al Ashad is the second! Victor is the third and Imran is the fourth. I play MW3 a lot. It's got better gameplay than MW2, and better graphics than MW1.
MW1 had pretty good gameplay, but it needs a remake with better graphics. Graphics paired with gameplay should be pretty good. I also think black ops is pretty good, but 2 doesn't look very promising. It looks like crysis 2, and I don't like crysis 2. Modern Warfare has a good mix of action and sad songs. Very good action. And very sad too, but only for the epically sad moments. When soap died, that really ended the Modern Warfare series. He was the main character, and now he's dead. So it's over dude. INFINITY WARD WHY. Black Ops 2 is made by treyarch, and you have to admit, they suck. Treyarch sucks and bye for 3 weeks.

Death Machine.

The death machine is a machine that.. umm... kills you. First it chops into your back with a cleaver, and then it cuts off your arms with chainsaws. After that, you get half drowned in saltwater, with your eyes forced open. Then it releases a tiger, and it is ANGRY. It bites off both of your legs. Then it dips your half alive self in lava, but that doesn't kill you, and puts you in more pain. Then it scalps you, and peels off the rest of your skin with a potato peeler. Then it finally ends it with a bowie knife to the heart. Pretty weird huh? I'm going to make that machine. It should be pretty cool to send that test dummy down it. Oh you mean that death machine. Heh heh. The death machine is a minigun, nuff said.

LOL Wednesday.

Ok, wednesday! Woo. Kinda boring though. Well I just played some halo CE and call of duty.
 I played the maps coldsnap and extinction! It was pretty cool. My friend kept shooting me down.
But I wasn't a good sniper. I kept getting spotted. But in coldsnap, I was pretty good. My friend was trying to shoot down my teammate (He was an internet player) and that distraction was enough for me to shoot my friend's big fat melon straight off. Well, that was pretty good. I got a lot of tabs open, I don't know how good my computer will run-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Firefox has force quitted. Ok, I'm back. I made 2 minecraft saves! I posted them on minecraftsaves.net, here are the links to one of them (the other is just pure "expletive") http://www.minecraftsaves.net/map_344.php
Now I am a map maker! I hope you like this map! It's completely hand made and took me about an hour.
The map has notes and everything! I wonder how to make saves like the pros? Yeah, I'm going to upgrade my skyscraper. I made one. I should send some pics of it. Currently, it has a truckload of rooms, 1 floor fills about 4 normal rooms and 2 rustic rooms. Now there is more wood! So I think I should use jungle wood in the penthouse.

O Halo Thar.

Hai.

Gonna try crysis 2 again. That game is really hard, but I might give it a try.

HALO CE acshully tuusdae

I totally pwned my bro today. I refused to shoot him, and then he said shoot me. So I did. He though he was invincible, but he wasn't to my armor piercing sniper rifle. Took about 3 shots to take him down, even in that gigantic plasma mortar launching gun. The game we were playing is halo CE, if you were wondering.

Another player rode in a mortar a little while before that. When that happened he said "Now 2 mortars are going to wreak havoc on your base!" About 5 seconds after he said that, I shot the other player in the other mortar. He died. And then he said "Well now 1."

I am a great sniper. But after a long time, a teammate jet knocked me right off my eagle's nest. Boo. I hate accidental teampushes. But he coincidentally knocked me into another eagles nest with a better view! Thanks friend! But a few seconds after that my bro ragequitted, and he made the server. So the whole server went down. After that, I just played call of duty.

I like the new vehicles in extinction! The seraphs are really great! But my bro totally broke down when he tried to attack my longsword with a seraph. Bad decision. He was dead in seconds. But then there were also the times when I got pwned by him. You know what happened? My bro in a mythos. Me in a longsword. I shoot him with a few rockets. But you know what happens. A lot of plasma, some phosphorous, a little spark, and KABLOOIE! My longsword got blown to pieces. With me inside.

My bro is the best ragequitter that I've ever seen. He speaks in an angry voice and says threats to me, and then he gets ticked off my my slightest smirk. That is why I didn't want to shoot him. Duh. If you had a bro like that, and I think that you all do. Except for you with your sis dood. And you, onlychild. You do not know how easy your life is.

Oblivion was also played today! I became a very very very very dark red argonian. More dark than red.
I look like an assassin. I want remakes of all the games! With the skyrim engine!

 My littlest bro calls me names. They're actually pretty funny. Like these names "Vomit Boy" or "Bonk Boy(Prob got that from tf2)".

 The flood are really creepy.

If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor.

No really, sun tzu said that.

And he does know a little more about fighting than you do, pal. But he did not invent it. And he did not perfect it. But no living man could best him in the ring of honor.

Soldier is the second stupidest class. Here is a list of stupidest classes from dumbest to smartest

Heavy, Soldier, Demoman, Scout, Medic, Sniper, Spy, Engineer. Pyro is not in the list because we don't even know how smart he is. Bai.

Moonday

Did lots of call of duty levels today! Here are my tactics for them.

Turbulence: Just move that gear up and shoot anything in your way. Take cover sometimes.

Back On The Grid: Once you're spotted, just run and gun. If you can just run through it and let your teammates take care of it, you should be safe.

Mind The Gap: Take cover as much as possible. Destroy the explosive barrels, if you get too close, you will probably die.

Goalpost: Careful here, there is a LOT of enemy resistance in the start of this level. Take cover behind the rocks and only move with your allies. Do whatever your boss says.

Dust To Dust: Just open fire and reload at will, you're practically invincible. But once that armor gets shredded, just use the same tactic as mind the gap, without the explosives.

I only did call of duty today. Forgot to play Halo CE. I'll do that tomorrow. Got a great new map! But I'll stick to those maps I suggested. Have you downloaded them yet? They're pretty cool. Remember that I said that that's all for now? WELL GET READY FOR MORE SUGGESTED MAPS!!1111!!11ONEONEONE!!1!1

Hotzone: This map is kinda like extinction. But you both got human vehicles, and one team is on the ground, the other is high in the sky. Invade the sky with your pelicans!

Lumoria Ep 1: The setting for this map is just beautiful. It's also the first single player map suggested by me!
You rescue a scientist in the caves. It's really cool, because you get to fight an elite with an actual energy shield at the end.

Descending Depths: Anyone for a dip? This map is just a floating platform over a giant sea! You can skydive into the sea, and after that, find a teleporter under the sea, and woo! You get back to the top for another skydive!

Area 53: You're trapped in a government sector. They're trying to execute you. Kill you! You know too much about the aliens! Don't worry about all this, just get to the top through a vent. And then fight back!

Area 54: The much more creepy continuation of area 53. Looks like the government sector got swarmed by EVIL MONSTERS! Watch out for screamers! And spiders! And creepy walking nightmares!

And those are some more suggested maps! Do you want me to suggest more?! Cause I will!

Power Level

ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT 9000?!

Crysis 2

Man the game is slow. Slower than it's fast counterpart. It's too detailed.

Sat And Sun

Got the baby face's blaster! Crafted it. Yea I had 2 shortstops. 1 by trade, 1 by crafting. I was going to suggest some maps in Halo CE. HALO CE, have you heard of it?
No? For those who have not, it's one of the best classic multiplayer games of all time. Do you know it?
Here are my suggested maps.
Hugeass: If you haven't heard of this map, I feel sorry for you. It's basically a giant 5km long field with flags on each side. Get to the enemy base quickly with the vehicles you'll find in the hangar. If you use ground vehicles from the hangar, get ready for a rough ride, because you'll be driving down(actually tumbling down) a very steep cliff. Mostly, you should use the air vehicles. Here are your 3 options. Jet, fast and reliable. Pelican, that nice troop transport ship that we all love. And finally, Longsword, one of the biggest, baddest, badass rides around.
Extinction: Basically a deserty, less barren version of hugeass. There is a huge crevice separating the 2 bases, there is a bridge leading to the other side, but it'll usually be heavily defended. One team spawns in a giant covenant cruiser, the other in a ship similar to the pillar of autumn. The other team has human vehicles, the first uses covenant vehicles. The covenant team uses the giant juggernaut of a vehicle called the scarab. The human's power comes from a kinda tiny vehicle, but looks can be deceiving. It launches a plasma mortar that can knock anything out of the sky. Heck, I stole it while I was on the covenant team and blew a longsword to pieces.
Coldsnap: My god, this map is freezing. You start in a nice warm base, with 2 longswords docked, just like extinction. But after a nice exploration of the base, you'll have to go out into the freezing wasteland to cap the enemy flag. The enemy spawns with a mythos, some scorpions and a truckload of warthogs. You also start with a truckload of warthogs. Both the enemy and you have jets. If you go for a nice search, you might find a mech. The blus are lucky, they have mechs put near their base. The mythos is usually the power of the blu team in this map. I was on the blu team, and I blew a longsword to pieces from about 4 kilometres away!
The power of the red team is swarming. The blus have no longswords, and the reds have 2. Just swarm 'em with jets and longswords and the mythos will be taken down in seconds. Make use of the longsword's nuclear bombs too.
Church: Last map I'm going to mention for a while. Anyone for a firefight in a heavily detailed church? If you say so!

I also played call of duty today. I like call of duty. Call Of Duty rules and bye.